Saturday 20 August 2016

The Toilet Roll Test


Want to know if he’s officially small?

Put a toilet roll tube over his cock. If you can slide it over he’s officially got a thin dicklet, if he doesn’t reach the end or isn’t longer than it, he’s officially got a short dicklet. If he doesn’t do either he’s officially got a little dicklet.

This is why you don’t cum when he fucks you. It’s not you, and I hope you haven’t been feeling guitly about it, it’s simply he’s not big enough to make you cum like that. It’s not his fault, it’s just how things are.

Any of these results means he needs to be caged, and you be properly satisfied with his mouth, hands and dildo instead. Or just invite your lover ;-)

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